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 Post subject: Boob Tube Posted: Nov 13th 2009, 7:40 pm |
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Now that I got your attention, why the fuck do they call it a Boob Tube? That's dumb as all get out. I'd call it an "OVER PRICED PLASTIC PIECE OF SHIT THAT CLAIMS TO ENTERTAIN WITH HUNDREDS OF CHANNELS OF BULLSHIT 24 HOURS A DAY"! There are some halfass decent programs to watch on occasion, but for the most part it's all crap. How fucking many sports channels does a person need to have? Most of them have nothing on there. How many reruns of cops or Andy Griffith can anyone possibly watch? The last marathon I watched that was any good was Leave it to Beaver for Christ sakes. And that's only because I indulged in too much beer and the god damn dog ran off with the remote! And what the fuck goes on with them stupid movie channels? Dumb fuckers like me pay a hell of a lot of money to watch premium movies that were made 20 fucking years ago?? FIVE TIMES A MONTH?? What the hell are they doing in Hollyweed anyway?
So I got sick of being ripped off and called Comcast. I told them I don't watch 50 fucking sports channels and I don't speak Spanish. I hate that Hanna Montana slut and Ghost Hunters never find a fucking ghost, at least not a real ghost like Casper. So I asked them if they could just shut off all the bullshit channels and lower my outrages bill. Nope, can't do that, it's all a "packaged deal". So basically they're forcing me to spend hours surfing through all the bullshit to find something that might be worth watching. So they said they would set me up with one premium movie channel and that would lower my payment to 95 bucks a month. Ok, fine. But it didn't stay at 95 bucks a month. Every month it kept going up and up and up. What the fuck man? If I switch to bare bones cable, I'll just have less garbage to watch and then I'll get bitched at by everybody in the house.
Then there's the stupid cable box. It disconnects itself everytime I try to switch channels and all I see is a blue fucking screen that flashes "no signal"! Yea, no shit Sherlock! Just as I'm about to throw the god damn controller accross the room, it pops back on. It's just too much fucking work to watch TV, fuck it.
I know one thing, if you want to fall asleep, turn it to the Military channel. They play shit on there that has been played over and over again for the last 50 years! Just make sure you're not holding a can of beer or you'll wake up with a wet ass. |
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